Holy fuck. THis has become a technical series with a second part… and one that I thought I would never have to explain. DON’T. TOUCH. WOMEN. INAPPROPRIATELY. EVER.

You are ruining the shows by both making women hate going because they might get fucking molested, or, the band stopping the whole shebang to explain why you, supposedly civilized people, shouldn’t be grabbing people who didn’t say it okay to grab them. Again, Ghost had to tell people that if they are able to reach the Sisters of Sin (two lovely ladies dressed in nun garb handing out consecration, my hats off to you for accepting the task), DON’T FUCKING DO IT. Who has to ask that of a crowd?! Apparently them, as they have seen/heard enough of you doing it to warrant them admonishing the entire crowd not to do so. You are fucking worse than animals. They don’t just grab willy nilly, and no, because she/he’s dressed like that doesn’t cut shit. Don’t touch, unless you ask and they say, EXPLICITLY and CLEARLY, yes.

I have seen many youtube videos and at least 2 live bands go over this, so what the ever-fuck are you guys doing?! For reals. I know you were all raised not to be this stupid, but how did the lessons not take? Jesus. You make me feel weird just for being a guy, because that makes ME, someone who doesn’t ever do this, feel like women all think I am going to. You make my relaxing outing a bit rape-y, just because of gender association. Stop immediately. Please.

Hands to yourself, you fucking 2 year old.