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I just boaught a new laptop. As I use it to do my work and such, I notice that several words are mispelled, not because I'm mispelling them, but because they're missing a letter (hous, whre, cornr) So it happens a lot when I'm in the browser. What then happens when a letter goes missing is Bing takes over and tries to find the website I attempted to type in.

Well I came to a conclusion. This is a conspiracy type of thing where Microsoft is colluding with laptop manufacturers to have slow keys/soft keys on their laptops for mispelling, that way Bing has to try to search for your website and it counts as a search for Bing.

What do you think?

Why are you using bing in the first place??
I got a new laptop too! It's made my writing a lot easier since now I don't have to choose between work and seeing my nieces and nephews. Plus it came with a bunch of free shit that should have cost an extra couple hundred because the guy at Best Buy couldn't find one without the software on it, so he just gave me the one that was already tricked out.
I named it Jonas.